Don’t be so sure. If you roll a 1 or 2 when you ship out you automatically drown.
I have a couple of d20s, can I roll them all at once and choose the best one?
I’m afraid naval tradition demands you cast “Old Rolly”
Old Rolly dates back to the Triremes of Ancient Greece and has killed about 1 in 10 prospective sailors for the last few millennia. In the Persian wars she was rolled to execute Haxamanis, in Ancient Rome she was rolled by Julius Caesar as he crossed the Rubicon, indeed this is the very die he spoke of being cast.
It fell into the hands of Dante and DaVinci, and then into the service of Napoleon who cast it to kill Lord Nelson. But after Trafalgar it was kept unrolled in the British Museum for nearly 75 years until it was called into service again in America, where it has served the fates at Annapolis ever since.
Many a senator has decried the use of Old Rolly as barbaric but the U.S. Constitution clearly states, “And ye shall rolle 1d20 upon thee induction of each foldier and if they shoulde rolle a one, they shall surely be put to death by drowninge.”
So I wish you luck, good Sailor, when your time comes.
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A perfect example of a severe case of OCD or Obsessive compulsive disorder may be witnessed in Nikola Tesla, the genius mad Serbian Scientist, inventor and engineer. Nikola Tesla is best known for his Tesla coil, alternate current motors, contribution to the radio and other electrically engineered patents.
Nikola Tesla held an obsession for the number three and it’s multiples
ate with 18 napkins which is divisible by 3
walked around a building 3 times before entering.
When eating, he counted his chewing and estimated the approximate mass of his meals.
Nikola Tesla would not eat alone with a woman
if a woman worked for him they had to dress to his standards
He grew a phobia of hair, jewelry and round objects
Tesla was a mysophobic or germaphobic and would not shake hands with acquaintances
If he read a book from one author he felt compelled to complete all of the books by the same author.
He was not fond of overweight people and fired his secretary who may have only been slightly over weight. Nikola himself was a very slim man with a constant weight
